Prince Harry and Mike Tindall Get Cozy at Harry's Polo Meet

"Hold me, Mike."  Getty Images

Alright, this is three days old, but I'm just hearing about it so here goes.  On the 19th, Prince Harry's cousin Zara Phillips and her fiance, rugger Mike Tindall, attended one of Harry's polo meets with a bunch of their friends.  It was refreshing to see blue-blooded elite hanging out like ordinary people and having a laugh with their also very ordinary friends, yadda, yadda, yadda, but check out how close Harry and Mike were getting on the polo field.  Is Harry... um... moving on from the vapid and empty-headed Chelsea Davy to his future in-law Mike?  Obviously not, but it's fun to speculate.  Prince Harry seems like the much more fun and interesting prince, at least in comparison to the white bread/balding Prince William.  Alright, here I go on a tangent, but it seems like it was perfect timing for Prince William to marry Kate Middleton now that he has no appeal as a handsome bachelor as he, basically, is no longer handsome.  If Prince William were able to hold on to his looks for a little while longer you could bet bottom dollar that he would not be married right now.  The British Royal PR machine would still be selling Prince William magazines, coasters, bumper stickers, etc. if you could not see Orion at midnight on his scalp.  You can argue with me, but I know I'm right so don't bother.

"Don't let go."

"Oh, Mike.  You know how I do fancy being tickled!"

Now That William's Hitched, Royal Publicists Push Prince Harry To The Forefront

Also known as "Prince Hot Ginge" (thanks for that, dlisted), Prince Henry of Wales has found himself pushed to the forefront of royal headlines now that his elder brother, the Duke of Cambridge, is off the market (and balding).  To be fair, there have always been royal watchers with a special eye for Harry, but it seems that William has fallen off the radar for the most part and Harry has stepped in to the place that his brother occupied formerly.  Now that Harry is getting so much more attention, let's hope that he finds a more suitable girlfriend than the dim-witted Chelsea Davy, and does not make the mistake (again) of wearing Nazi attire to fancy dress parties.  (via The Daily Mail)

Prince Harry on the polo field.

Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, still hasn't resolved his balding situation.

The royal brothers in polo attire.

Prince William and Prince Harry Get Fitted For Their Royal Wedding Uniforms

Prince William, now the Duke of Cambridge, and Prince Harry get fitted by the tailors for Prince William's wedding to Kate Middleton.  Prince Harry is on the right.

Prince Harry is totally checking himself out in the mirror.  Or maybe he's thinking, when do I get my own dukedom?

You are Cordially Invited To The Royal Wedding

I sincerely hope the right guests of honor have been invited.

I hope I don't have to point out what the problem is here.