"These are the only facial expressions our plastic surgeons allow us to make."
Last night's episode of Basketball Wives was easily the most bipolar in the show's history, if not in reality television history. The finale jumped from a mash-up of some of the highlights of previous episodes (with quite a lot of Suzie acting like she's still on the short bus on her way to school), to a huge fight between Evelyn and Chad, and Jennifer's soon-to-be ex Eric Williams talking about he's the real "Basketball Wife" (which didn't really make any sense, and that Jennifer Williams is only relevant because of him (which is entirely true). By the way Jen, Eric wants his name back. We didn't see too much of Royce and Tami in this episode, but we did get to see a snippet in which Royce made the comment that Jen was "a few fries short of a Happy Meal" which I swear I have to integrate into my vocabulary from now on. Of course, the major event of the episode was the much-anticipated Divorce Party for Jennifer Williams. Jen got the cake she wanted, which consisted of Jen carrying the head of a decapitated Eric. Do I need to say that I am sad that the season is over (because I am)? With every ending comes a new beginning and it will be interesting to see which characters come back next season (I am guessing that Meeka, and possibly Royce will not be among them). It does not pay to be on Shaunie O'Neal's bad side Royce, since she pulls the purse strings. See you at the reunion special!
"If this bitch goes near my blue contacts...."
