Kris: "Must... separate... scrotum... from... vagina... tentacles...!
It is official. The reality wedding of the century - the joining of Ass-For-Days Kim Kardashian and Where's My Personality Kris Humphries - will be broadcast on E! on October 9th. We knew this was going down, but we didn't know when or how. It makes sense if you are a reality star to have your nuptials aired live because the network eats much of the cost for the fete, while freebies from sponsors (think drinks, flowers, costumes, etc.) is paid-for by sponsors looking to have their consumables at the weddings of millions of wannabe's worldwide. I still have my money on this pair not making it to the altar OR the wedding being annulled after three or four months, but maybe Kim and Kris will weather the storm and prove me wrong. Does Kris have the superhuman strength to extricate his balls from Kim's vagina tentacles? We shall soon find out!
