"Hold me, Mike." Getty Images
Alright, this is three days old, but I'm just hearing about it so here goes. On the 19th, Prince Harry's cousin Zara Phillips and her fiance, rugger Mike Tindall, attended one of Harry's polo meets with a bunch of their friends. It was refreshing to see blue-blooded elite hanging out like ordinary people and having a laugh with their also very ordinary friends, yadda, yadda, yadda, but check out how close Harry and Mike were getting on the polo field. Is Harry... um... moving on from the vapid and empty-headed Chelsea Davy to his future in-law Mike? Obviously not, but it's fun to speculate. Prince Harry seems like the much more fun and interesting prince, at least in comparison to the white bread/balding Prince William. Alright, here I go on a tangent, but it seems like it was perfect timing for Prince William to marry Kate Middleton now that he has no appeal as a handsome bachelor as he, basically, is no longer handsome. If Prince William were able to hold on to his looks for a little while longer you could bet bottom dollar that he would not be married right now. The British Royal PR machine would still be selling Prince William magazines, coasters, bumper stickers, etc. if you could not see Orion at midnight on his scalp. You can argue with me, but I know I'm right so don't bother.
"Don't let go."
"Oh, Mike. You know how I do fancy being tickled!"
