Basketball Wives Season 3, Episode 4 Recap: "You're Relevant Cuz I'm Talkin' To You, Boo!"

Basketball Wives is hands down the best reality show on television, and it's appeal lay in the bevy of stunning women, rich men, and all the drama that ensues when you combine the two.  Last week's episode featured a clash of the titans: little Royce went toe-to-toe with Evelyn after the future Mrs. Chad Ochocinco called her a "bum", with Royce firing back calling her a "slut".  There was an exchange about Royce... erm... being able to count how many members she's... um... had in her mouth... while Evelyn can't.  You get the idea.  Thankfully, there were two burly security guards lumbering around capable of pulling these bobcats apart.  In the aftermath of the brawl, Suzie is rather happy (though she's not forthcoming about it) that Royce is now on the "outs" in the group and she's "in".  Suzie, now friends with Evelyn again, admits to Jen that Eric has contacted her about a "business opportunity", but both women suspect that Eric is just trying to get back at Jen.  Meanwhile, Suzie gets all the women together for a polo event: the perfect opportunity for another clash of the estrogen cycles.  Now it's new girl Meeka's turn to experience what it's like to roll with these women.  She gets a baptism by fire when Tami, the sh*tstarter of the group, accuses her of "trying too hard" to ingratiate herself with the other girls, going on to say that she's only "relevant", because Tami is talking to her.  Clearly, Tami has some residual anger from the whole "You're a non-F'n Factor" situation.  Can't wait for next week's episode!

Eric Williams, Jennifer's ex, wants Suzie to play a nude, Asian chick out for revenge in a film he's producing