"Look, assholes. My ass is real, kay?"
If you have watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians or Khloe and Lamar or any one of the attempts by the Kardashian family to prove that they are not media parasites, but important cultural figures in America, then you probably know that Kim Kardashian is adamant that we all know that her ass is real. Kim has been the subject of claims that her backside was surgically enhanced since she first catapulted to fame in 2007 when her sex tape with rapper Ray J was released. It is hard to believe that this occurred only four years ago - if I had to guess, I would have said the sex tape fiasco happened ten years ago - but Kim has denied the rumors ever since. Now she has "proof". I'm not sure why Kim is unveiling the evidence now, with her wedding to Kris Humphries looming on the horizon, but I'm sure it's all part of a diabolical scheme sprung from the mind of Kris Jenner. Kim's sister Khloe posted this picture of an alleged x-ray of Kim's ass to her blog. The x-ray reveals the absence of any foreign objects (like bags of silicone) in Kim's ass, but an x-ray would not be able to prove that Kim has not had fat injections in her ass. Injections of fat from one part of Kim's body to another would resemble the fat already present in Kim's ass and thus not be distinguishable on an x-ray. In fact, it is not uncommon for women in Hollywood to get liposuction of their midsection (or other problem areas of their body) and have the fat re-injected into their ass. The infamous plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag (who underwent ten procedures in one day in 2010) has undergone this procedure to plump what she perceived was a flat ass. If we were to take an x-ray of Heidi's ass, we would not be able to tell that she has had anything done, even though we know that she has. So, sorry, Kim and Khloe. The x-ray proves nothing! (via dlisted)
Kim with her stylist in New York last night.
