Paris Hilton Upstaged By Barney and a Chicken At Party

Rumors abound that Paris Hilton has broken up with her dumb-as-a-door-knob sperm donor Cy Waits, and the heiress showed up at a NBC Universal party in Chicago without him.  But, fortunately for her, Barney and this busted chicken were there to keep her company and Paris does not deserve any better than that.  Just keepin' it real.  (via ICYDK)

How do you get upstaged by a chicken in a velvet dress?  Photo credit: FAME