Kellan Lutz Models Dylan George With Anne Vyalitsyna

This is the co-ed edition of the shots in the previous post.  Shot by Yu Tsai, Kellan Lutz and Anne Vyalitsyna model the Dylan George collection in the Beverly Hills photoshoot below.  (via Fashion Gone Rogue)

Yu Tsai / Dylan George.  Click images to enlarge.

Kellan Lutz Uses Brain Power For New Abbot + Main Fashion Line

What do you mean you didn't realize Kellan Lutz had a brain?  Of course he does.  It takes brain power to transform your body from a doughy porridge-like consistency (which is what I am assuming it was when he was a kid) to a work of art that looks as if it was chiseled by the hands of Classical Greek sculptor Lysippus.  It also takes a brain at least as large as a grasshopper's to know when to change your hair color from Marilyn Monroe bottle blond to Sasha Fierce auburn.  Obviously, this kid is very intelligent.  Well, it looks like Mr. Lutz is putting his brain to good use by collaborating with designer Danny Guez on a new fashion line called Abbot + Main, which sounds like something that will be sold exclusively at Target, right next to the Hanes pajama bottoms.  And if you were wondering about the innovative styles to be featured by Abbot + Main, the line will feature an exclusive collection of white t-shirts, blue jeans, and cotton sweaters... items of clothing which cannot be obtained anywhere else.  [Correction: The photos below are actually shots from Danny Guez's Dylan George line, see the next post].  And if you were in need of an update about Kellan Lutz's upcoming film Immortals, it is in post-production and set for a release in November!  That gives Kellan about four months to finish filling in the pictures in his Spider-Man coloring book.  Stay within the lines, Kellan.  Stay within the lines.

"You didn't know I knew how to put on a shirt, did you?  It took me about ten minutes to put this one on."

"I think I'll just sit back and watch the money rake in from my new line of white cotton t-shirts."

"I'm waiting for Christian Slater.  Actually, I'm saving myself for him.  Christian, buddy, where are you?"

"Wait, didn't we already do this?"

Behind The Scenes With Mert & Marcus And The Givenchy Fall 2011 Campaign

Sometimes the behind the scenes shots come out better than the campaign photos.  The models are Jonathan Marquez and Rob Evans.  (via The Fashionisto)

Photo Mert & Marcus.  Click images to enlarge.

This is the actual campaign photo

Ash Stymest Lands Christian Lacroix Homme Spring 2012 at Paris Fashion Week

Ash Stymest is moving up in the world; he's landed the Christian Lacroix show at Paris Fashion Week.  The British lad from a council estate looks a little out of place in CLX, but he's managing to pull it off.  (via the fashionisto)

Ash Stymest.  I'm surprised the show staff allowed him to keep his earring.

Burberry Fall/Winter 2011 Ad Campaign

Burberry's video for their Men's and Women's Campaign for Fall/Winter 2011 is rather boring and predictable, but it suits the brand's position as a middle of the market company.  Plus, the music (by Dusty Springfield) succeeded in holding on to my interest like a lasso around a bull's balls.  (via Brussels is Burning)

Robots In GQ Style China, Snapped By Dusan Reljin

We don't get to see too many incredible photo shoots from Asian mags stateside, but I was pretty impressed by this style editorial photographed by Serbian photographer Dusan Reljin for GQ Style China Spring/Summer 2011.  The model is Jonathan Marquez.  (via labdailyblog)

Dusan Reljin/GQ Style China

YSL's New Sneaker Ad Inspired By Woodkid's Iron?

First of all, these sneakers are pretty awesome and if I could afford them, I would be all over that.  But was this video inspired by the vid for Woodkid's "Iron"?  You be the judge!  The YSL vid was directed by Karim Sadly.

"Iron" by Woodkid:

Vienna Life Ball 2011

The Life Ball, an event organized to attract awareness and raise money for HIV/AIDS activism, took place this weekend in Vienna.  The event was first organized in 1992 and attracts an important crowd of celebrities and politicians, including Sharon Stone and Bill Clinton.  The Life Ball, in addition to being a giant party, also features a fashion show.  This year's fashion show was in the reins of Canadian design duo DSQUARED2, which means that there was lots of flesh involved.  Check out some of the pics!  (via Beauty and the Bum)

I'm almost positive that this is French porn star Francois Sagat.  Anyone want to refute that???

Robots In Vogue Spain

This Spanish photo shoot (snapped by photographer David Vasiljevic) has a Brazilian feel, which makes it pretty awesome.  I guess it's "Spain Week" on this blog!  (via Ohlalamag)

David Vasiljevic/Vogue Spain

Asian Robots In V Magazine, photographed by Victoria Tang

Asian models photographed by Victoria Tang for the Summer 2011 issue of V Magazine.  Actually, Lady Gaga is on the cover, but I'm not posting that because... well, I have issues with the Gaga.  But this spread... is kind of awesome!

Victoria Tang/V Magazine

Abercrombie & Fitch Comes To Paris, Along With 101 Male Models

Not sure how I feel about this...

Bruce Weber Relives Abercrombie Years With Spread in VMAN: My Neighbors From Bungalow 10C

Bruce Weber wishes these were his neighbors.  I'm just sayin'.  (via Brussels is Burning)

Bruce Weber/VMAN

Karl Lagerfeld Commissions Chocolate Sculpture of Baptiste Giabiconi

Speaking of Karl Lagerfeld and ...um ... rape... the man himself has created a life size version of his sex slave muse Baptiste Giabiconi in order to advertise for new chocolate brand Magnum.  (You may have seen the commercials for Magnum with Rachel Bilson and Baptiste).  This chocolate sculpture is actually a pretty good likeness; question is, what is Karl going to do with it now?  I mean, does it have... orifices?  We know that Karl's not eating it since he's dropped all that weight.  I'm just sayin'.  (via Gawker)

"Come hither..." says the chocolate Baptiste

Rick Genest Snapped For Arena Homme+

Lady Gaga's muse Rick Genest appears in this month's Arena Homme+, captured by the lens of Steven Klein.  I guess being Lady Gaga's muse is much better than being Karl Lagerfeld's muse because that would involve... ahem... getting raped... but whomever he belongs to we certainly would like to see more of the French-Canadian.  We think he's beautiful.  (via Fashionisto)

Steven Klein/Arena Homme+

Robots On The Cover Of Fiasco Mag April 2011

With the dearth of decent reality television shows on the tube (with [gasp] Jersey Shore and Basketball Wives temporarily on hiatus) it looks like it's back to fashion for the blog.  Below are two of the covers of this month's Fiasco Mag, as well as a gratuitous Ash Stymest photo.  (via Lab Daily Blog)

Damon Baker/Fiasco Mag

Diana Gomez/Fiasco Mag

Andrew Christian Shock Jock Fake Penis Sale in L.A.

You guys remember Andrew Christian's Shock Jock Flirt Boxer Brief, right?  Actually, I think I'm the only person that reads this blog but that's a different story.  Andrew Christian is a menswear designer and he came up with underwear that features plastic model penises in the crotch to give the illusion that the guy wearing the underwear is packing some crazy jock heat.  I think you know what I mean.  It's kind of like when girls pad their bra.  The only thing is, women can leave their bra on during sex but if you are wearing the padded penis underwear, if you actually get the girl in question to come home with you she might be creeped out when a plastic model penis falls out of your underwear.  Maybe not.  I'm just sayin'.  Anyway, according to Racked LA, Mr . Andrew Christian is having a sale of his products at 7750 Santa Monica Boulevard tomorrow beginning at noon. So get your tiny penis self over there and buy some undies!  Unfortunately, I'm on the other side of the country so I can't make it.  Damn it!

That incredible penis outline is an illusion, ladies and gentlemen.  Actually, I am more alarmed by this guy's eyebrows than I am by the fake penis.

I pose the question yet again: "Where's the yellow Asian penis or the red American Indian penis?"

Don't Have A Six Pack? No Problem

...With the Ab-hancer, you can get a six pack almost instantaneously.  (via Neatorama)

Robots in Rio

Brazilian models showing off in German magazine Stern, courtesy of Made in Brazil.  Photophraped by Matthias Vriens McGrath.

Matthias Vriens McGrath/Stern Magazine