What do you mean you didn't realize Kellan Lutz had a brain? Of course he does. It takes brain power to transform your body from a doughy porridge-like consistency (which is what I am assuming it was when he was a kid) to a work of art that looks as if it was chiseled by the hands of Classical Greek sculptor Lysippus. It also takes a brain at least as large as a grasshopper's to know when to change your hair color from Marilyn Monroe bottle blond to Sasha Fierce auburn. Obviously, this kid is very intelligent. Well, it looks like Mr. Lutz is putting his brain to good use by collaborating with designer Danny Guez on a new fashion line called Abbot + Main, which sounds like something that will be sold exclusively at Target, right next to the Hanes pajama bottoms. And if you were wondering about the innovative styles to be featured by Abbot + Main, the line will feature an exclusive collection of white t-shirts, blue jeans, and cotton sweaters... items of clothing which cannot be obtained anywhere else. [Correction: The photos below are actually shots from Danny Guez's Dylan George line, see the next post]. And if you were in need of an update about Kellan Lutz's upcoming film
Immortals, it is in post-production and set for a release in November! That gives Kellan about four months to finish filling in the pictures in his Spider-Man coloring book. Stay within the lines, Kellan. Stay within the lines.
"You didn't know I knew how to put on a shirt, did you? It took me about ten minutes to put this one on."
"I think I'll just sit back and watch the money rake in from my new line of white cotton t-shirts."
"I'm waiting for Christian Slater. Actually, I'm saving myself for him. Christian, buddy, where are you?"
"Wait, didn't we already do this?"
