Zoe Kravits Humps... I Mean Jumps... From Michael Fassbender To Penn Badgely

Yeah, Penn Badgely is kind of a gayporny name.  Hehe... gayporny...  What's with all of these Hollywood actors and their gayporny names?  Tyler Posey, Penn Badgely, Colton Haynes... Anyways, Zoe Kravitz has decided to realize her true worth and drop actor Michael Fassbender (her co-star on X-Men: First Class) like last year's IUD.  She has "upgraded" to Gossip Girl star and Easy A actor Penn Badgely, now that he and Blake Lively are old history, really old history.  I don't know.  Zoe's cute but she's starting to look a little loose.  I mean this girl gets around.  I mean, I get it.  She lives in Williamsburg and that's basically like living in a Brazilian shantytown except that everyone secretly has a masters degree and all their tattoos are from obscure 19th century German texts.  But still, slow down, Zoe!  I am glad you got rid of Michael Fassbender (with his creepy ethnic women fetish) and moved on to someone who at least seems relatively normal, but if you have 6 or 7 boyfriends in a year then we all know that you're not following the 3 month rule, if you know what I mean (and I know you do!).  (via bossip)

"If we wear these shades, no one will recognize us!  Wait, why are all these old people staring?  Haven't they seen an interracial couple before?  Don't you know my grandparents wrote the book on interracial dating on The Jeffersons!"