"You're putting that probe WHERE?"
That's basically what Jackson (played by Colton Haynes) tells Scott (played by Tyler Posey) when he realizes that Scott is a werewolf. Prior to that, we get to see a pretty cool scene in which Jackson imagines that a doctor is pulling a vine of wolf's bane (or a bunch of weeds, it wasn't really clear) out of his back, while Jackson lays naked and face down on the examination table. Oh yes. The homoeroticism is not over. Not by a long shot. Essentially, Jackson realizes that he was attacked by a werewolf (about three episodes ago) and he knows that Scott is a werewolf and he threatens to steal Scott's on-again-off-again girlfriend Allison if Scott does not transform him into a werewolf. Because becoming a werewolf is just that easy. While Scott tries to patch things up with Allison (who also is in possession of a necklace, which serves as a clue), there still remains the lingering issue of who the "Alpha" is and what exactly he wants with Scott. Eventually, the identity of the Alpha is revealed, but you'll have to watch the episode on MTV.com to find out (or just wait until next week's episode)!
"Stiles, if you don't shut up you're going to end up gagged and spread-eagled on the hood of this car, homey!"
"I want a jock that fits, asshole!"
"You mean I don't need a prostate exam? But... but I was looking forward to it!"
What's with the consistently creepy doctors on these shows?
