Karl Lagerfeld Commissions Chocolate Sculpture of Baptiste Giabiconi

Speaking of Karl Lagerfeld and ...um ... rape... the man himself has created a life size version of his sex slave muse Baptiste Giabiconi in order to advertise for new chocolate brand Magnum.  (You may have seen the commercials for Magnum with Rachel Bilson and Baptiste).  This chocolate sculpture is actually a pretty good likeness; question is, what is Karl going to do with it now?  I mean, does it have... orifices?  We know that Karl's not eating it since he's dropped all that weight.  I'm just sayin'.  (via Gawker)

"Come hither..." says the chocolate Baptiste