Audrina Episode 10, The Finale Recap: Corey's Tired of Audrina Being a Robot

All Corey wants is a one-on-one conversation with Audrina, where he can accuse her of soliciting guys on Facebook, sending pictures of her surgically enhanced cakes to guys via text, and basically being the tramp that he's convinced she is.  But Audrina, in Paris Hilton fashion, wants to do everything on camera for her reality show.  Naturally, Audrina calls it quits with Corey as she feels that she is not receiving the adoration that she deserves, despite the fact that she got nothing of the type from Justin "IQ of 80" Bobby.  With Corey out of the way (and Corey more upset than Audrina), Audrina can focus her attentions on the Sweet 16 Birthday of her sister Sammi.  Will Patridge family outcast Casey (and husband Kyle) show up for the festivities?  Even if she doesn't, Sammi got a 2011 Mercedes convertible for her 16th birthday so who cares?

"Are you seriously playing hide and seek right now, Corey?"

Audrina Episode 9 Recap: Corey Loses It

In spite of appearances, Audrina's life is not all Barbie dollhouses, coloring books, and Junior Scrabble.  Actress and model Audrina Patridge has problems of her own.  She has an active family squabble to deal with, as her sister Casey refuses to patch things up with their parents after the fight at a family dinner three episodes ago.  She has a huge Bongo poster of herself displayed prominently in Los Angeles to stress out over.  And now she has a boyfriend that's gone berserk.  Corey, supposedly, deleted Audrina's Facebook profile (I wish he would show me how to do that, since Facebook won't let me), stopped by her parents' house where he proceeded to cry profusely in his car, and even had time to kick down the door to Audrina's apartment.  He's basically an Australian Superman.  Things have gotten so bad that Audrina decides to enlist Dad for help.  Can Audrina and Corey survive this?  The answer is "Yes" (since we know that Corey and Audrina end up getting back together after this breakup).  Just another day in Audrina's life.

Yeah, Corey, stop acting like a sketchball.

Audrina Episode 8 Recap: A Knuckle In Her Back

It's all par for the course with Audrina.  Going out with overly-possessive Corey does not stop her from flirting with the first guy with a pair of balls in her vicinity.  On last week's episode, Audrina received an invite to the exclusive Palm Beach Polo Club for a one-on-one polo lesson.  She takes up the invitation and travels to Palm Beach with her stylist Joey and her brother.  The three of them receive a lesson from a pair of handsome polo instructors, one of whom, naturally, is originally from Argentina.  To Audrina's surprise, the lesson involved the ladies riding the horses with their instructors immediately behind them, sitting on the same saddle.  They were not expecting to feel a "knuckle in their back" as they rode the horses, and I think you, dear reader, can figure out what that means.  From there, Audrina and her personal polo instructor, Nick, get closer and closer, but Audrina's boyfriend Corey continues to blow up her phone.  Clearly it's okay for Audrina to be playful with guys, but it's not alright for Corey to do the same.  Can Audrina and Corey's relationship survive Corey's insecurity and Audrina's vanity?  Just another day in the life of Audrina Patridge.

Those polo pants are awful tight

Audrina's Funny Or Die Sketch

This whole scenario is just SOOO believable...

What's Going On With Audrina Patridge from Audrina Patridge

Audrina Episode 7 Recap: Audrina, Rocket Scientist

It's just another day in Audrina's world.  Arguing with Corey, photo shoots with Marie Claire magazine, morning meetings with your rocket science colleagues.  That last part is a joke of course.  Audrina filmed a sketch for Funny or Die where she played a rocket scientist: her true calling.  This week's episode of Audrina was more of the same, but with less family squabbles than the last few episodes.  Casey, Audrina's sister, is perhaps the most interesting family member on the show.  Alienated by her family, she has to decide if she will make the first step and apologize to her parents when she really did not do anything wrong and may in fact deserve an apology from them.  I've been there, Casey.  I've been there.  Meanwhile, Audrina's Aussie boyfriend Corey is back in town, but Audrina begins to realize that they are not in the same place emotionally.  He doesn't trust her and she apparently has reason not to trust him.  She wouldn't have any of these problems if she just quit her modeling career and went into astrophysics.

Audrina, rocket scientist

Audrina Episode 6 Recap: The Patridge Family

Audrina needs to open up.  So far (halfway through the season) we still haven't seen much in the way of a personality from her.  Yesterday's episode was basically a continuation of last week's, with Mama Patridge still furious about the family dinner in the previous episode in which Casey basically said that she will not allow her Mom to baby sit the grandchildren.  The entire drama around the show revolves around Mama Patridge, honestly they should call the show the Patridge Family because Audrina just sort of stands there looking gorgeous.

Audrina almost manages to show emotion when her assistant quits

Audrina Episode 5 Recap: Audrina Gets Trumped

The latest episode of Audrina begins in an untraditional fashion: at the end, with a huge fight between Audrina's sister Corey and her Mom Lynn.  Audrina goes back in time three days to explain how it all went down.  Audrina was sent in to see Donald Trump, who was interested in having Audrina as part of the Celebrity Apprentice or as a judge of Miss Universe.  Audrina's Mom is a huge Trump fan and she sat in on the meeting, where she basically fondled Trump and kissed him multiple times.  Afterward, Audrina learned that she landed the Marie Claire photo spread that she had been hoping for.  Audrina returns with her Mom to L.A. and the family gets together for a family dinner and, basically the sh&t hits the fan... for no apparent reason at all.  It's clear that Lynn Patridge really feels the need to control everything in all of her kids lives and just doesn't like Corey's husband Kyle.  Well, whatever.  Audrina still looks hot in this episode and that's all that matters, right?

Audrina Episode 4 Recap: Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

The latest episode of Audrina saw the former Hills star take her Mom and sister with her to NYC for Fashion Week.  Audrina was asked to walk in the Badgely Mishka show, along with several other celebrities, and she brought her family along with her for support.  The trip, however, quickly degenerated into a battle between Audrina's Mom and her sister Casey, who have essentially been fighting since the first episode.  The trigger this time is that Audrina's Mom did not like Casey's choice of dress for the show, and she still feels like she has the right to control her daughter, even though Casey is not only an adult, but married with children of her own.  Although well-intentioned, Audrina's Mom seems to be of the train wreck variety: the type that thinks they are in a position to tell other people how to live their lives when they barely seem able to keep it together themselves (yes, I also have a Mom like this: is it a generational thing???).  Anyways, Casey manages to be the bigger person and allows her Mom to have her way.  Meanwhile, Audrina overcomes a minor slip up in the runway show and also drops in on Marie Claire magazine where she is being considered for an editorial.  Next week: more drama courtesy of the Patridge family.

Audrina tries to keep the peace between her Mom and sister at NY Fashion Week

Audrina Episodes 2/3 Recap: Corey's Back

Need your Audrina fix?  If you do, then you are in luck because two (count 'em: TWO) episodes of Audrina have aired since the premiere and they are up and available for viewing.  I have to admit it: I am addicted to Audrina and I have absolutely no problem watching back to back Audrina episodes.  Episode 2 revolved around the 26th wedding anniversary of Audrina's parents.  Audrina decided that the best way for her and her siblings to honor their parents was for each of them to write a speech and read it during the anniversary party.  During the party, Audrina created a slide show of all of the pictures of their family during the years and each of the siblings read a heartfelt speech which brought Audrina's parents to tears.  Audrina's Dad surprised his wife by giving her an empty ring box so that they could go and pick a ring together, so it would be one that she wanted.  During her Dad's thank you speech to all of their guests, Audrina's BF Corey shows up (which was totally staged).  In episode 3, we meet Kyle, the husband of Audrina's sister Casey.  He seems like a nice enough guy and he's all tatted up like her.  During a lunch date with Audrina, Audrina's Mom reveals her opinion that the family's problems with Casey all stem from Kyle attempting to isolate her.  Meanwhile, Corey is in town and he thinks Audrina is being selfish and ignoring him so Audrina plans an incredible Valentine's Day Day by arranging a skydiving trip.  Afterwards, Corey has to return to his career as a BMX racer in Australia leaving Audrina with doubts about whether or not he's the one.

Audrina Season Premiere Recap: Welcome To Audrina's World

Yes, The Hills' Audrina Patridge has her own show on VH1 (interestingly enough, since Lauren Conrad's reality show was scrapped by MTV.  Way to one-up LC, Audrina!).  It's all about Audrina's family and thankfully she has a crazy Mom to bring the drama.  I have to say, I was certainly skeptical when I heard that Audrina was getting her own show and I don't know that I am entirely convinced after watching the first episode.  Honestly, they should call this show "I'm with STUPID" and leave it up to the viewer to figure out which one is "stupid".  I'm just kidding.  Audrina has an awesome family, of which half of the members seem to be covered in tats, which is kinda cool.  In the first episode, we got to see Audrina get raunchy during a photo shoot with a British photographer, and later we saw Audrina and her brother Marky go condo shopping in Orange County.  The episode ended with Audrina sitting down with her family (Audrina has two sisters and one brother) for a nice family dinner at home.  It became clear right away that Audrina's Mom Lynn and her sister Casey really are not particularly fond of one another.  It looks like the drama in the show will revolve around the two of them.  As much as it seems that Audrina does not really deserve a reality show, if the cast of Beverly Hills Fabulous deserves a show, there's no reason why Audrina shouldn't have one, too.  I'm addicted already!

Audrina gets sexy during her photo shoot!

Audrina Patridge, Robot, Gets Bongo Billboard On Sunset Boulevard

Audrina is the new face of teeny bopper brand Bongo.  Best quote about Audrina ever: "There's something very striking about her face, something that says: 'the lights are on but nobody's home'."

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