Audrina Episode 10, The Finale Recap: Corey's Tired of Audrina Being a Robot

All Corey wants is a one-on-one conversation with Audrina, where he can accuse her of soliciting guys on Facebook, sending pictures of her surgically enhanced cakes to guys via text, and basically being the tramp that he's convinced she is.  But Audrina, in Paris Hilton fashion, wants to do everything on camera for her reality show.  Naturally, Audrina calls it quits with Corey as she feels that she is not receiving the adoration that she deserves, despite the fact that she got nothing of the type from Justin "IQ of 80" Bobby.  With Corey out of the way (and Corey more upset than Audrina), Audrina can focus her attentions on the Sweet 16 Birthday of her sister Sammi.  Will Patridge family outcast Casey (and husband Kyle) show up for the festivities?  Even if she doesn't, Sammi got a 2011 Mercedes convertible for her 16th birthday so who cares?

"Are you seriously playing hide and seek right now, Corey?"

Amanda Lepore's New Album: I... Amanda Lepore

Love the title of transgender icon Amanda Lepore's new album.  The album was released last week and here is the cover art.  Amanda epitomizes what this blog is all about... she's a SICKENING (that's a good thing) transsexual sexbot... and we should all be worshiping at her size 12 feet!

I don't understand what is holding everything in this picture up, but I love it!

Audrina Patridge, Robot, Gets Bongo Billboard On Sunset Boulevard

Audrina is the new face of teeny bopper brand Bongo.  Best quote about Audrina ever: "There's something very striking about her face, something that says: 'the lights are on but nobody's home'."

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Sexbot On The Loose: Kim Cattrall Unleashes On Page Six Reporter

I guess her royalty checks from Big Trouble In Little China stopped coming in.  According to Dlisted, Cattrall unloaded on several doting reporters during the premiere for her new film Meet Monica Velour, about an aging pornstar that becomes a stripper.  She allegedly was inebriated (which she told one of the reporters) and said things like" "Why don't you work at --- What's that news agency?  Roybers?" and "That's a stupid question.  You're a smart girl.  How could you want to write that?"  Frankly I love seeing semi-drunk people acting a mess because in some way it gives them a measure of street credibility.  And they learn from it, too.  Now Kim knows to leave the Bacardi alone before she hits the red carpet.  None of this damages Kim in my book.  I still think she is an amazing sexbot and I cherish the first time I saw the film Mannequin.  The woman deserves respect!

I deserve respect, you stupid gossip columnist!

Amber Rose, Robot, Shows Off Pierced Nipples

SMH.  Amber Rose is not an unattractive girl, but this is not a good look.  For one thing, it looks like she has fish hooks through her nipples, and the bald head is getting a little old.  Obviously, we are all entitled to style ourselves the way that we want, but when someone that is relatively attractive looks this bad... well... the world notices.  Typical malfunctioning robot behavior.  (via Daily Mail)