Sexbot On The Loose: Kim Cattrall Unleashes On Page Six Reporter

I guess her royalty checks from Big Trouble In Little China stopped coming in.  According to Dlisted, Cattrall unloaded on several doting reporters during the premiere for her new film Meet Monica Velour, about an aging pornstar that becomes a stripper.  She allegedly was inebriated (which she told one of the reporters) and said things like" "Why don't you work at --- What's that news agency?  Roybers?" and "That's a stupid question.  You're a smart girl.  How could you want to write that?"  Frankly I love seeing semi-drunk people acting a mess because in some way it gives them a measure of street credibility.  And they learn from it, too.  Now Kim knows to leave the Bacardi alone before she hits the red carpet.  None of this damages Kim in my book.  I still think she is an amazing sexbot and I cherish the first time I saw the film Mannequin.  The woman deserves respect!

I deserve respect, you stupid gossip columnist!