There goes my plan to make The Donald "Celebrity Most Likely To Be A Robot" for next week. In response to Whoopi Goldberg's outrage on The View last week (she's usually outraged but this time it was because The Donald jumped on the whole "Obama was not born in the US" bandwagon), Donald Trump has revealed his "birth certificate", although the document appears to be issued by the hospital and not by the State or City of New York. Interesting. Actually, I knew that The Donald wasn't really a robot. Just look at his hair. No self-respecting robot would leave the house looking like that. (via Long Island Press via
La Daily Musto).
