Deer In The Headlights, The Levi Johnston Story

Yes, another idiot with a book coming out (reference my previous post on Tim Tebow).  The book is aptly titled "Deer in the Headlights".  Actually, this book cover has me curious to at least flip through the book really quick so I'll have to head over to my local Borders (if it hasn't closed with the Borders Bankruptcy nonsense) and take a peak when the book drops in September.  As a struggling writer, I have to ask myself: Why does this douche deserve to get published and not me???  To quote Manila Luzon: "What about ME???"

SNL Recap: Tina Fey And Her Palin Impression Are Back

With the exception of the opening monologue (courtesy of Osama Bin Laden as played by [shocker] Fred Armisen), last night's episode of SNL was hysterical.  Tina Fey and her pregnant belly hosted the show and we got to see her reprise her role as Madame Palin, vacuous cranium and all.  A highlight of the night was when Palin (played by Fey) said: "I am tired of the liberal media twisting my words for their own ends by repeating them verbatim".  Good episode but, frankly, I am really tired of seeing Bill Hader and Fred Armisen.  Can we get new cast members?  Kristen Wiig and Kenan Thompson can stay.  I'm just sayin'.

Who doesn't love singing feti and a dancing Maya Rudolph?

Celebrity Friday: Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin

Julianne Moore is one of my favorite actresses, and should have won an Oscar for her work in Far From Heaven years ago. According to the Hollywood Reporter, she is going to be starring as Sarah Palin a.k.a. "Moose Mess" in the upcoming HBO film, Game Change, based on the 2010 best-seller Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime on the 2008 presidential race by John Heileman and Mark Halperin. She looks amazing!

Here's The 2012 Presidential Electoral Vote Map

Hat/tip PoliticalWire 

POLL: Donald Trump Leads Republican Presidential Contenders

The results of this PPP poll of Republican presidential contenders is pretty amazing:

Donald Trump (R):  26 

Mike Huckabee (R):  17 

Mitt Romney (R): 15 

Newt Gingrich (R):  11 

Sarah Palin (R):  8 

Ron Paul (R):  5 

Michele Bachmann (R):  4 

Tim Pawlenty (R):  4 

Someone else/Undecided: 10

Trump has been making the media outlet rounds declaring his fealty for birtherism, homophobia, womb control and Christ. In other words, the perfect Republican nominee. I'm pretty sure the White House is just sitting back, licking their chops.

Sarah Palin LIED and Claimed That Trig Was Her Son When He Was Actually Her Grandson

There has been a shitstorm raging on Gawker today revolving around one university professor's theory that Trig, the supposed youngest child of Sarah and Todd Palin, is actually not Sarah Palin's child at all, but her grandson and the child of Bristol.  As evidence, Dr. Scharlott provides pictures of a visibly unpregnant Palin in the weeks before the alleged pregnancy, and also reports that the hospital has no record of the child's birth, and that Sarah Palin's office staff was given no information about the pregnancy.  Maybe I'm gullible but I'm completely convinced by the reasoning here and I'm still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor because, if this is true, this is fraud on a massive scale and millions of willing Republicans fell for it.  This woman came close to becoming Vice President of the United States, people!  To quote Matt Damon, we almost gave this woman "the nuclear codes"!    What's even more awesome than the story itself is the debate raging in the comment's section of the Gawker article.  Frankly, I stopped visiting Gawker months back because they changed the design of the website (I assumed to prevent hacking), but I think I need to start Gawking again.  Holy Freaking Cow!

Is Trig really the child of Bristol, not Sarah???