Jersey Shore's Snooki and Boyfriend Jionni Call It Quits After 8 Months

Long distance relationships can be tough, especially if one of the partners is an orange gremlin and the other is only involved for publicity reasons.  After 8 long months of sexting, Snooki and her Jersey Shore guido Jionni LaValle have called  it quits.  Interested parties are speculating that the trauma of Snooki's recent car accident during filming in Florence is to blame, but frankly, Snooki didn't really seem that interested in the relationship to begin with.  Honestly, I think Snooki and Deena Nicole should just do the lesbian thing and date one another.  They are the perfect size for each other, they are both gremlins, they are both orange, and they know the best places to get wasted on the shore and not get picked up by the police for public drunkennes.  Sounds like a match made in a bad 80s movie starring Molly Ringwold or Emilio Estevez.  (via dailymail)

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Deena's fashion sense is actually getting worse, believe it or not.  WENN

Snooki Gets Into Car Accident In Italy, Escorted To Police Station

It looks like you can take the girl out of Jersey, but you can't take Jersey out of the girl.  Filming of the fourth season of Jersey Shore is well underway in Florence, Italy, but, as usual, taping of the series is not without its mishaps.  Today it was revealed that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Deena Cortese were involved in a car accident in Florence in which they trapped their Fiat automobile in between a police car and a roadside railing.  What's worse is that the police vehicle was actually a personal escort for their safety.  The two police officers in the vehicle were subsequently transported to the local emergency department for further evaluation, while Snooki (who was apparently behind the wheel) and Deena refused treatment and were escorted to the police station.  The two gremlins are looking more put together than usual, but do not seem inclined to put aside their gremlin antics.  I am still trying to get my nickname for Deena (Gremlin XXL) into common usage to little avail...  Woe is me.

"Nothing to see here, folks... except for two roasted gremlins sitting in a police automobile.  But other than that, nothing to see!"  Bauer-Griffin

 

Did I do that?  Pacific Coast News