Jersey Shore's Snooki and Boyfriend Jionni Call It Quits After 8 Months

Long distance relationships can be tough, especially if one of the partners is an orange gremlin and the other is only involved for publicity reasons.  After 8 long months of sexting, Snooki and her Jersey Shore guido Jionni LaValle have called  it quits.  Interested parties are speculating that the trauma of Snooki's recent car accident during filming in Florence is to blame, but frankly, Snooki didn't really seem that interested in the relationship to begin with.  Honestly, I think Snooki and Deena Nicole should just do the lesbian thing and date one another.  They are the perfect size for each other, they are both gremlins, they are both orange, and they know the best places to get wasted on the shore and not get picked up by the police for public drunkennes.  Sounds like a match made in a bad 80s movie starring Molly Ringwold or Emilio Estevez.  (via dailymail)

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Deena's fashion sense is actually getting worse, believe it or not.  WENN