Natalie Portman Welcomes Baby Bobby Barak Millepied To The World

It is official: last night Natalie Portman, 30, and fiance Benjamin Millepied welcomed a baby boy to the world.  The news that Natalie was pregnant in the first place initially came as a surprise, and her subsequent engagement to relative unknown dancer, Benjamin Millepied, was almost as shocking.  Millepied, a Frenchman Portman met on the set of Black Swan, was seen by many as an adventurer who may have been using Portman for her wealth and fame, but that is always what is said when a woman marries a man that the public knows little or nothing about.  Now, the couple have little Luke Skywalker Millepied... that is, Bobby Barak Millepied... to think about and they can put all the critics to rest.  Obviously, I made the name up.  I have no idea what the Centipedes... um... I, mean.... Millepieds... are naming their offspring.  Other choice I considered were: Anakin Amidala Millepied, Guy Fawkes Millepied, Luke Skywalker Millepied... I could go on for days.  Congrats, Natalie and Ben!

Raise Bobby Barak in the Jedi ways, Natalie.