Yes, this guy is still called "Gaz"
I almost forgot this show was still on, but stumbling upon a photograph of Snooki looking depressed on dlisted reminded me that there was a show about drunken guys and gals more unintelligible and with even lower IQs than the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore. As a reminder, Geordie Shore follows six or seven (honestly, this show is so laughable that I can't keep track) Newcastle natives as they bar hop from one hot spot to another, not unlike their Jersey counterparts. The show is available for American viewers to watch on MTV UK, and I would recommend watching at least one episode so that you shake yourself free of the idea that stupid people only live in the States because, frankly, there are even stupider people elsewhere. I watched the fourth episode of Geordie Shore and it is patently useless to recap what happened as the characters are not only difficult to understand, but they don't do anything but drink and go round and round to the same clubs like some sort of surreal hormone-infused carnival ride.
Jay and Gaz in deep thought: "Hmmm... Tash, Bang, or Swill?"
