Taylor Lautner, Robot, Gets His Own Movie: Abduction

I guess this is awesome if you're a Twilight fan.  Only reason I'm posting it is because I was somewhat surprised by how good the trailer was and, basically, how unexpected the storyline that unfolds seems to be.  Then I realized that John Singleton is the director and I wasn't all that surprised because he's a director that knows what he's about.  Anyways, here's a Celebrity Most Likely To Be A Robot alum in the trailer for Abduction!  OMG! Adorbz!

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This Week's Celebrity Most Likely To Be A Robot: James Franco

Alright, although I did not expect him to win at the Oscars, I kind of feel bad for him, partially because the Oscar show is not being heralded as one of the best (I have to admit that I do not watch awards shows EVER, so this is all coming second hand).  So, in order to compensate Mr. Franco, we here at Robots in Masquerade (actually, it's just me) have decided to present him with our very-own award: This Week's Celebrity Most Likely To Be A Robot.  In case you were wondering, Mr. Franco, it's sort of like a Razzie.  Although your thespian abilities have improved over the years (Annapolis and Spider-Man come to mind), you are still very much qualified for this award by virtue of a history of leaden performances.  Don't worry though, we still love you even though you hate bloggers!

The hair alone deserves some sort of award

This Week's Celebrity Most Likely To Be A Robot: Taylor Swift

With all of the craziness going on in my life in the last few days, I almost forgot to pick a celebrity most likely to be a robot.  This week's choice is a no-brainer.  Although Taylor Swift is different from the other winners in that she actually seems to have a personality of her own, and in fact seems like a kind of an interesting chick, appearance-wise, Swift looks like she was made in a factory.  She's got a face that seems like it was chiseled from a single slab of Carrara marble, but then she's got these huge feet, hooves so large that they appear designed to steady her robot body to prevent it from falling to the ground.  This chick is definitely not human, let's be real.  So, congrats, Taylor Swift.  Yo are this week's Celebrity Most Likely To Be A Robot.