Victoria Beckham and Husband David Beckham Welcome Harper Seven Into The Matrix

...and by "the Matrix" I mean planet Earth in the year 2011.  Frankly, Harper Seven is a fairly awesome name compared to Brooklyn, Tampon, Cheetoe, or whatever the hell their other kids are called.  And since the baby has been born, Victoria's weight has already dropped back to its baseline 85 pounds.  Wet.  Welcome to the Matrix, Harper Seven!  Hopefully Morpheus will come around and disconnect you so the robots don't feed on your juices when you're all grown up!

"Hmmm... Harper Seven or Seventeen Potter Barack?  I just can't decide!"