Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries To Get Married On August 20th

Several news sites are reporting that celebri-tard Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets' Kris Humphries have set a date for their nuptials: August 20th.  According to TerezOwens.com, the wedding will take place in Los Angeles and, naturally, there will be camera crews present as E! is planning on airing this as part of their "Signs of the Apocalypse" series of specials.  Not really, but the day that Kim Kardashian becomes the most famous person on Earth had to be mentioned in Revelations, right?  Right after demons rise up from below the Earth and unleash the four winds?  At least I remember reading about the Kardashians in the version of the Bible that I grew up with, the Lil' Kim Edition.

"If we split up, I'm keeping the fucking dog!"