Lil' Kim Was Looking Very Plastic At Her Surprise Birthday Bash

...actually, Kim looks better than usual here.  She's still trying to rock that "I'm just a bimbo from Tom's River" look, but she decided to take a left turn at Jocelyn Wildenstein and redirect herself back toward Sammi from Jersey Shore.  Nice work, Kim.  According to Rap-up, the bash was a "surprise" (which means that Kim had to put on her surprised face when she walked into the club) and it was held in Miami, so there had to be at least one cast member from Basketball Wives in attendance and it turns out that (drum roll please!) Evelyn "You're a Non-fucking Factor, Bitch!" Lozada was there.  Not much of a shocker that it would be her since the rumors are swirling that she and Chad Ochocinco Johnson are on the "outs", which I believe since I pretty much created the theory that Chad was only going out with her to get more face time and get his reality show on VH1 picked up again.  And since Chad is a media whore who is only with Evelyn for the publicity (with free smoosh sessions thrown into the bargain), it is only natural that Evelyn would be out looking for another baller to foot the bills for her lifestyle (and hopefully save Dulce from being bought on the cheap by a Middle Eastern princess looking to establish a foothold in South Beach).  Not funny?  They can't all be winners.  In any event, Happy B-day, Kim!  You can see a video of the event on Rap-Up!

"OMG!  Did Dr. Chop-en-stein do your nose, too?  He's the best!"

From left to right: Tranny, Floyd Mayweather, Lil' Kim, The top of someone's head, and Thing 1