"I'm just helping him tie his shoelaces in the car!"
Yeah, that's called wishful thinking. This episode is actually entitled "Night School" because the entire episode takes place at the kiddies' high school in California in the middle of the night. It turns out that the Alpha managed to lure the entire cast of the show to the high school in order to eat them, engage in mutual masturbation, draft a letter about the poor state of the economy to the Obama administration... In any event, it turns out that teen wolf Scott is cornered by his friends about what is happening (who is after them, etc.) and he decides that the best thing to do is to throw his boy Derek under the bus, telling the others that Derek is responsible for all of the murders that have gone down in the town and now he's trying to kill them. Stiles knows this isn't true, but Scott figures that since Derek may be dead anyway he might as well blame him rather than admit to the others that he's actually a werewolf and that the werewolf (wereperson?) that created him is now after him so that they can... be in the same pack... or something. Actually, the whole scenario kind of reminds of how Armand from Interview With The Vampire attempted to rope Louis into staying with him in Paris. Not really a similar situation, but the whole gay subterfuge thing struck a familiar chord with me. At some point I will have to make a post about werewolf symbolism (you know, the way Cracked.com did a post about how Aliens was all about rape?), because I know I can't be the only that is seeing sex in every inch of Teen Wolf. Maybe I'm just a perv?
"Hold up, you want me to join your pack how? By... bottoming?"
"Wait, you want to poor honey on my WHAT?"
We finally got a good look at the Alpha werewolf in this episode
