Basketball Wives Season 3, Episode 6 Recap: Divorce Party, Yay!!!

Since I'm too lazy to type a post about how much I hate Dr. Drew, let's catch up and see what the "ladies" of Basketball Wives are up to.  Honestly, it's more of the same with these wenches.  After a trip to NYC, the crew is back in Miami to do more... um... sitting around.... having drinks... gossiping about who's a bum and who's broke... and who looks messed up.  You know, the usual.  Then, the girls get together to meet Royce's new man and they all agree that he's shady and looks like a pimp.  Suzie goes so far as to say that he spent the whole time staring at Royce's vagina, which is possibly the funniest thing Suzie has ever said on this entire series.  Meanwhile, Jennifer has decided to begin planning her divorce party even though she's not even divorced yet, which Evelyn is apt to point out.  In spite of her doubts, Evelyn and Jen decide to go to the "Pleasure Emporium" to get sex-themed what-nots for the "goodie bags" that will be given out at the divorce party.  One thing I'm noticing about this season is that we're seeing much less of Shaunie O'Neal than we've seen in previous seasons.  After the reunion special where Shaunie found her reputation blemished and herself personally thrown into the mud along with all of the rest of these hoes, it looks like Shaunie is trying to be the Mom of the group and stay out of the drama.  This leads to a less exciting show, but Shaunie is the least interesting girl in the group so that's no big loss.

"Oh my God!  Let's throw a divorce party with penis candy and Latino strippers and get white boy wasted!"