"I knew having lunch at the Olive Garden was a bad idea!!!"
On MTV's Teen Wolf, protagonist Scott has an "A Ha!" moment when he realizes that "anger" is what precipitates his transformation into a teen wolf. Duh. This has been done before, like Bruce Banner in "The Hulk" or He-Man, etc. (actually, I don't remember much about He-Man, but don't question me). Scott's mentor Derek believes that Scott's love interest Allison is a distraction and recommends that he stays away from her, but Scott can't seem to keep away. Meanwhile, Jackson (who was scratched by a werewolf in the last episode and has begun to notice transformations in himself) decides to befriend Scott and Allison, allegedly because he's tired of being a jerk, but Allison suspects an ulterior motive (and it goes without saying that she's probably right). This motley crew of characters will become even more motley when the identity of the Alpha (the werewolf that bit Scott and likely also Jackson) is revealed. Is it the ambiguously gay teacher in the dark sunglasses? Is it the mysterious veterinarian at the local animal hospital who seems to know an awful lot about "mountain lions"? Is Elton John secretly a member of the cast and looking for young boys to fondle now that married bliss has become less blissful? Is... forget about it... I'm running out of witty things to say. Teen Wolf is gayer than ever and I can't stop watching!
"Just admit it, bro. You don't find me attractive..."
"When the Alpha comes, he better be ready for my eleven inch..."