Tom Brady Brings The Swagger Back To The Kentucky Derby

...or at least he tries to.  I hate to pick on Tom Brady because he's kind of an easy target but, honestly, he looks like a snake oil salesman in these pics.  The suit alone is worthy of censure, but the suit AND the hat.  C'mon, man.  Just let Gisele dress you and call it a day.

"Just admit it.  You think I'm SICKENING!"

Pats QB Tom Brady Cries Over Pia Toscano's American Idol Elimination

Last night Tom Brady taped a video where he cried over Pia's elimination from American Idol.  Or did he?  See for yourself. (Tauntr via Terez Owens)