Dirk Nowitzki Brings Beautiful Swede Jessica Olsen With Him To The ESPYS

It's no surprise that a professional basketball player with a contract larger than the budgets of small countries would have a knockout girlfriend, even when that basketball player is someone as low-key as Dirk Nowitzki.  But I was surprised when I watched clips from last nights ESPYS at how attractive Dirk Nowitzki's fiance Jessica Olsen is.  Even knowing how much Dirk makes (He signed a four-year $80 million contract last year), I had a momentary flash of "What the hell is she doing with Dirk?"  In any event, congrats Dirk on landing such an attractive gal.  Hopefully, she won't turn into one of the harpies that "grace" the screen on VH1's Basketball Wives.  And if you would like to see a video of Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers bombing at the ESPYS (it's hard when you don't have someone to write the jokes for you, right Seth?) then check out the vid below.  You can also check out a few shots of Jessica (and Dirk) after the Mavs won the championship at World Red Eye.

"Ja.  I'm Jessica und I'm from Schweden!"

Kobe Has Something To Say About The Lakers Losing The Series To The Mavs

This is priceless.  (via Funny Or Die)

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Dwight Howard Hangs With Ugliest Wookie Ever

The Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard headed over to Disney World/Universal Studios this weekend and got to hang out with the world's favorite wookie.  All I have to say is: Good Lord, that's the ugliest Chewbacca costume I have ever seen!  I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but why does Chewbacca look like that!  He has Ewok eyes!  (via Terez Owens)

This Dude Really Wants To Go To the NBA Dunk Contest

This vid starts off slow at first, but picks up real quick.  This kid's name is Jacob Tucker and he's a 5'11 senior at Illinois College where he plays for the basketball team.  He's supposedly got a 50 inch vertical leap and we do see him jumping over the heads of 3 people to dunk.  It's some pretty crazy stuff.  C'mon, NBA!  Get this kid his his spot already!