Dirk Nowitzki Brings Beautiful Swede Jessica Olsen With Him To The ESPYS

It's no surprise that a professional basketball player with a contract larger than the budgets of small countries would have a knockout girlfriend, even when that basketball player is someone as low-key as Dirk Nowitzki.  But I was surprised when I watched clips from last nights ESPYS at how attractive Dirk Nowitzki's fiance Jessica Olsen is.  Even knowing how much Dirk makes (He signed a four-year $80 million contract last year), I had a momentary flash of "What the hell is she doing with Dirk?"  In any event, congrats Dirk on landing such an attractive gal.  Hopefully, she won't turn into one of the harpies that "grace" the screen on VH1's Basketball Wives.  And if you would like to see a video of Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers bombing at the ESPYS (it's hard when you don't have someone to write the jokes for you, right Seth?) then check out the vid below.  You can also check out a few shots of Jessica (and Dirk) after the Mavs won the championship at World Red Eye.

"Ja.  I'm Jessica und I'm from Schweden!"