Emma Watson And The Gay Porn Star That Loved Her... And Penises

In keeping with my usual honesty, I have to come out and say that I have not sat through a single Harry Potter movie (if you exclude the first half an hour of the first film, which you should totally exclude since that doesn't really count), nor have I read any of the books (does JK Rowling really need my money?  Really?  Methinks not).  But I do have the sense that the release of the final installment of the Harry Potter franchise is kind of a big deal.  I also know that there is a spicy/sassy character named Hermione and that in the gay porn version, Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls, Hermione's character is played by a... ahem... gentleman... called Cameron Adams, which I am assuming is a porn alias, although it does not have the typical gay porn ring to it (last name as a first name) as Cameron is a not uncommonly used first name here in the States.  In any event, Emma Watson, who plays Hermione, and Cameron Adams, who plays Himmione Grainghim, met at last month's MTV awards and both look fairly happy in the pic, which tells me that Emma does not realize who Cameron is OR her year or two at Brown has had the desired effect and she just doesn't give a sh*t.  (via mrmonroe via thedailywhat)

"Escandalo!" says the Asian chick in the back.

Reichen Lehmkuhl Admits That Nude Cam Pics Are Him

Alright, I can't believe that I'm posting this...  but here goes.  Gay sexbot Reichen Lehmkuhl, known for his relationship with Lance Bass, his jewelry line, and his unreality show The A List, has admitted to a blogger that the pictures circulating on the Internet of a man that looks suspiciously like him showing off his man sausage are in fact him.  I'm not even going to go into the "He leaked the pics himself" issue, because that always comes up.  In any event, Reichen admits that he loves to jack off on webcam, which is not really surprising since this seems perfectly in character for the narcissist that some people know and love.  Not posting the pic here!  The interested can check it out on Fleshbot.  (via Omgblog)

Oh, Reichen, Reichen, Reichen

The Ambiguously Gay Reporter

A guy goes around assuming that the people he's talking to are gay and then he starts to *touch* them.  This vid gets points for being hysterical!  How funny is that Vladimir guy?  And I agree: he sounds like Borat...

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Proud To Be A Gay Cowboy

I guess he must have seen Reba McIntyre and Black Shelton make fun of him at the country music awards (actually, the Academy of Country Music Awards) a couple days ago (see clip below)...

Oiled Lesbians Sell Real Estate in Australia

"Oiled-Up Lesbians"?  Anyway, whichever marketing guy (or gal, but probably guy) came up with this idea needs to be given an award right now.  15 Queen Anne Court is a development in the Sovereign Islands neighborhood of Gold Coast, Queensland in Australia and the real estate company is utilizing sex to sell their product... courtesy of a few "lesbians" covered in vegetable oil.  So far, no one is complaining and why should they?  It's only a little Aussie humor, mate.  (via Curbed National)

The Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse Gay Phobia Funny or Die Video

Alright, this video is more on the "die" side for me, even though there is clearly some "funny" going on.  Actually, what's funniest is that I was just watching a pirated copy (shhhh!) of Role Models on Wednesday and, as I was watching this clip, I was picturing Christopher Mintz-Plasse "Nom! Nom! Nomming!" on chicken fingers in the scene where their at that Chipmunk place.  Anyways, just watch the video.  It's... disturbing?

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave  Franco