Connor Cruise Handles Self Well When Faced With Two Large Breasts in Miami

Connor "The Normal One" Cruise, has managed to handle the abandonment of Mamma Nicole Kidman surprisingly well, so much so that he is not only straight, but handsome, and well-adjusted.  Much, much straighter and well-adjusted-er than Dad Tom.  And, looking at these photos, I have to join the chorus of observers remarking that Connor bears a startling resemblance to adoptive dad Tom (I guess that has to do with containing the magical numbers of Thetans, but correct me if I'm wrong since I know about as much about the church as a Bangladeshi woman wearing a burqa in Dhaka.  Not funny?).  Anyways, it looks like Connor is trying to transition into acting, or at least being a reality figure (a la Brody Jenner) because he's been popping up frequently in the news lately, for no other reason than that he is Tom Cruise's son.  Hope to see more of him.  (via dlisted)

"Dad?!?"

Is one really "free" in the Church of Scientology?