Barack Obama Wants To Make Sure The Kiddies Have The Internets

As the rest of America gradually loses faith with Barack, I am growing to love him more and more.  Although the POTUS may know the proper way to pronounce "Taliban" and "Pakistan", he seems to think that the fantastical computer system we use to communicate with people on the bottom of the world (READ: China) is called "Internets".  No, Mr. President.  No.