Kim Kardashian And Her Booty Are Moving To NYC

According to the NY Post, the big K and her ASSets are relocating to New York to be closer to her future husband Kris Humphries, who plats for the New Jersey Nets.  As I have been saying for God-knows-how- long, I really hope someone reaches out to this kid and tells him that the last thing he needs to be doing with his life is allying himself with Kim Kardashian, but it looks like things are headed that way.  Honestly, this kid has not dated enough and there is no way he even knows what he is messing with when it comes to Kim.  But what can you say?  Once a Kardashian unleashes the vagina tentacles, that's pretty much the end of the game.  According to the rag, Kim Kardashian plans to move to the city in October.  If that's her plan, she needs to start looking right now because the super rich in the city seem to compete for the same properties.  There are lots of listings available, Kim.  I would suggest starting out at Curbed NY.

Kim's bum will need a room of its own so we're talking at least two bedrooms here, Kim