Pauly D, Snooki, and Jwoww To Get New Jersey Shore Spinoffs

With the third season of Jersey Shore at an end, some of you out there are hurting for a glimpse into the lives of your favorite GTL'ing, fist-pumping, spiked hair rocking guidos/guidettes/oompa loompas/gremlins.  Apparently, there are production delays around the fourth season of the show (which we all know is set to take place in Italy) and MTV is moving forward with two spinoff shows: one for Snooki and Jwoww (which was announced several months ago and features the two living in a shack in Long Island) and the other to focus solely on Pauly D.  Honestly, I was pretty surprised when I learned that Pauly D was getting his own show because as far as press goes, he seems to take a backseat to Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, who supposedly made something like 6 million USD last year in endorsements.  It looks like Pauly D's nice guy routine finally paid off and, despite the hair, he's probably the most normal guy on the show, the only one who doesn't make you want to punch your TV screen.  Nice job, Pauly.  You deserve it.  (via The Daily What)

Don't mess with the family.  Loving Pauly's suit in this pic.  All three of them look like they've been dipped in a bucket of tanning goop.