Princess Anne Tells Future Son-In-Law Mike Tindall To "Get His Nose Sorted"

...before the wedding.  According to the Daily Mail, Queen Elizabeth's only daughter Princess Anne told her future son-in-law, English rugby star Mike Tindall, "to get his nose sorted before the wedding".  Mike Tindall is set to marry Zara Phillips, granddaughter of the Queen, this spring.  As discerned from the photograph below, the 32-year old Mr. Tindall has quite the crooked nose due to nearly two decades of rugby playing.  I don't know.  Often times a crooked nose adds character to a face but that nose defies description.  According to the rag, it sounds like Tindall has no intentions of heeding the advice, despite the protestations of his mother-in-law.  It seems he believes the lady doth "protest too much".

Mike Tindall's nose has lots of... erm... character?