Happy 50th Birthday Ken

It appears that the Ken doll has turned 50, at least in human years (in doll years, he's still twenty-something) and to commemorate the event, Racked National has done a style retrospective of Ken through the years.  More like a lack of style retrospective.  Look at the picture below: he's wearing a purple floral shirt and Hammer pants (as in MC Hammer)!  Very appopriate for 1992, but... oh god!

Congrats on 50 years of emasculation, Ken.  Apparently this doll is called "Totally Hair Ken" (I wonder why) and its from 1992.