Kim Kardashian To Become Kim Humphries When She Marries Fiance Kris

Somehow this surprises me, but nothing that happens in the good ole US of A should surprise us anymore.  If someone like Kim Kardashian can make 9 million dollars last year based on a career that started with a sex tape then anything, my friends, is possible.  Anyways, Kim's friends in LA are spreading the story (according to the sterling site, dlisted) that Kim will become Kim Humphries when she marries New Jersey Net Kris Humphries in a couple months time.  I guess Kris still doesn't have the cajones to back out of this thing while he still can.  There's still time, Kris!  There's still time!

Get away while you still can, Kris!