Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Engaged

It looks like Kim has finally snagged the baller she was looking for.  It has been announced this morning that celebritard Kim Kardashian is engaged to the New Jersey Nets's Kris Humphries, after several months of dating.  The news comes as no surprise as Kim made it clear during the first several weeks of dating Kris that she was interested in making babies with him, apparently showing friends and Twitter followers Kris's baby pictures so that all could see how attractive their children would be.  Frankly, however, I thought that Kris might be shacking up with Kim in order to get his name into the news and figured that he would be smart enough to jump ship once his celebrity star rose high enough.  It looks like I was wrong.  Why, Kris, why?  Didn't you read my letter warning you to beware of Kim's vagina tentacles?

Kim's holding on to that big ass ring finger for dear life