Arnold Schwarzenegger Slays Wife Maria Shriver, By Demanding Divorce

The famous line from Total Recall comes to mind: "Consider theez a divorz!" (as he shoots Sharon Stone)  After 25 years of marriage, Arnie has finally decided to part ways with Kennedy scion Maria Shriver.  After his stint as Governor of California, I suppose Arnie decided that he just didn't need her anymore.  He achieved the ends that he wanted from a political marriage.  Yes, that's the most negative viewpoint possible, but I'm a cynical pessimist so deal with it.  Who knows?  Maybe what Maria really wanted was to be the First Lady of California and was the one willing to jump ship once she got her wish.  Clearly, it must be more complex than that, but this does seem to be interesting timing as Arnie is not only trying to revive his acting career, but also has recently wrapped up his term as the Governator.  I'm just sayin'.

Divorce: barbarian style (requires fur loin cloth and leather cod-piece)