Kim Kardashian Ponders Wedding, Butt Less Humongous

According to OK! Magazine (and this somewhat misleading cover), Kim Kardashian's close friends are saying that an engagement may be "very close" and that Kim definitely has marriage on the brain.  The picture and the headline lead the casual observer to believe that Kim and New York Nets' Kris Humphries are actually engaged but actually that is not the case.  This young fellow still has the chance to escape though he does not seem at all inclined to make use of the opportunity.  Clearly Kim and her vagina tentacles have no intention of letting him go.  Joking aside, I do think these two will likely walk down the aisle at some point in the future, because Kris is too young and has not had enough dating experience to know that there are certain people that you need to just leave alone, and Kim is one of those people.  What can I say?  It's his choice.  On a side note, Kim's booty is looking less humongous than usual on the cover of the rag.  I'm just sayin'.

Actually, the mag may have photoshopped the booty to make it smaller