Basketball Wives Season 3, Episode 3 Recap: Evelyn Wants To Be Octomom

It has to be nice hanging out all day on the beach drinking Mojitos with no job to do.  The ladies of Basketball Wives have plenty of time to talk about each other and stir up drama for no apparent reason.  It so happens, however, that the drama on this week's episode is a continuation of last week's.  Meeka, the new girl, is trying to figure out how something she said about Royce got back to Tami, especially since Meeka does not recall saying that she did not like Royce.  While Meeka goes around investigating who said what, Suzie is back to stirring the pot again (in her well-intentioned way) and suggests that all the girls (namely Royce, Evelyn, and Jennifer) get together to air out their differences.  Yeah... that was not a good idea and this get together did not go down well.  Meanwhile, Evelyn decides that she wants to have twin boys called Pepe and Esteban with Chad Ochocinco and so she goes to visit an In Vitro specialist in Miami, Dr. Hernandez-Rey, who tells her that he can create "embryos" and separate out the chromosomes to make sure that Evelyn has twin boys, but she may end up with quadruplet boys.  I have never heard of this type of procedure before and it comes across as pretty hokey.  Sounds like some Bene Gesserit business.  I'm just sayin'.  On a side note, Chad Ochocinco is shockingly mature when he tells Evelyn that she cannot jet set around the world and go shopping everyday if she has twins named Pepe and Esteban.  So, right, Chad.  So, right.

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