Maria Hose Cristerna, the Vampire Mother, at a tattoo conference in Monterrey, CA yesterday.
Just when you thought you had seen everything, something comes around that makes you drop your coffee and head over to Orbitz to buy a one way ticket to a planet far, far away from Earth. Maria Hose Cristerna is a tattoo artist in Mexico and a mother of four. She calls herself the "Vampire Mother" according to the
Daily Mail. I think you can see why based on these photos from a tattoo conference yesterday. Move over Akasha Queen of the Vampires. The Vampire Mother is giving you a run for your money. I don't know, I'm torn. I am always in favor of "doing you" and being yourself and not letting anyone tell you how to live, but this is a bit much. Ms. Cristerna has titanium horn implants against her skull and actually would like to get more in the back. Clearly, she also has dental fang implants and a body covered in tattoos. Honestly, I am guessing this woman's kids "ain't afraid of sh%t" with a Mama like that walking around the house.
