Beverly Hills Fabulous Episode 5 Recap: Lolita Meets A Mandingo and Sean Gets Tased

As much as I swore that I would not watch this show anymore, let alone do a blog post about another episode, Tuesday's episode of Beverly Hills Fabulous was so good that not only did I have to watch it again, but I also talked myself into blogging about it.  In this episode, the stylists at Elgin Charles's Beverly Hills salon flew to Miami for a Hair Battle against a local Miami salon that called them out in Twitter bitch fest.  When they arrive in Miami, Sean goes out on a blind date with a humongous professional wrestler named Orlando.  Then, Elgin meets with Shaunie O'Neal (Shaq's ex-wife) who talks him into meeting with a real estate broker about possibly opening a new salon in Miami.  Meanwhile, Lolita and Katrina are hanging out at the pool when these huge brothers walk up to them, one of whom tells Lolita that he is a "Mandingo" which gets her all hot and bothered to the point where she is almost stuttering and looking away.  One of the other mandingos pushes Katrina in the pool getting her weave wet, which you do not do to a black woman.  Ever.  Meanwhile, Sean is trying to find out where exactly in the convention center the Hair Battle is when these hoodrats start talking trash to him, about how he thinks he's all that and such.  Long story short, Sean gets into a big fight with these three women (they actually might have been drag queens, I'm not sure) and security is called, but that doesn't stop the women from trying to shock Sean with a taser.  After that, the team seems to think that they are not ready for this Hair Battle, but they manage to pull it together with this truly incredible show (basically a dance/hair extravaganza on stage viewed by guest judges) and they are declared the winners of the Hair Battle.  Honestly, the episode was the most entertaining thing that I had seen in a long, long time.

Sean sizes up his own Mandingo: Orlando, the professional wrestler