No, I am not referring to her lawyer. A woman in Virginia brought her tiny marmoset to court with her, inside her bra, no less, and it was only discovered when the woman kept referring to her daughter and someone finally realized that she was referring to the monkey head popping out of her blouse. Only in America. Actually, I've always wanted a pet monkey... ever since I was a small lad... until someone told me that monkeys like to sling their poop at people. Hell, I still want one! (via
Neatorama)
