Kelly Rowland Shows World Why She's Better Than Beyonce

Top that, Beyonce.  Even my weave is better than yours!  Image credit WENN

...and the answer is: she has better nipples.  Why hasn't Beyonce shown us hers yet?  Are they only worthy of the eyes of Jay Z?  Why is he so special?  At a performance in New Jersey a couple of days ago (of course it had to be Jersey), the sister forced to be in a girl group she did not want to be a part of, Kelly Rowland, gave the audience a peak at her fun-cicles, or in the words of Mike K of Dlisted her: "House of Dareolas".  Too funny.  I don't know.  I guess it's true that Michelle Williams is the good one.  She's the one you take home to Momma.  It seems that Kelly had no intention of showing us her surgical scars nipples, but what was she expecting wearing an outfit like that?  Even Mother Teresa would have a wardrobe malfunction dressed like that.  God rest her soul.  Sheesh!  See the teeny tiny nipples here!  (via dlisted)

Beverly Hills Fabulous Episode 8 Recap: The Beyonce Hair

I am more than a little embarrassed that I'm still covering this show on this blog, but I'm basically covering ever reality show that's on VH1, so...  Amidst allegations that the show is scripted, this week's episode involved an apparently cursed batch of hair (weave) that supposedly was taken out of Beyonce's big ole head.  Right after the hair arrived in the shop, hair stylist Lolita touched it whilst in the middle of starting work on a client's head.  The client flips out that her stylist did not wash her hands after touching the "used" weave and Lolita kicks her out of the salon.  Meanwhile, the weave goes missing and it turns out that the secretary accidentally gave it to Elgin to put into his own client's head.  When he finds out (after Lolita goes looking for the hair), Elgin is furious at Lolita (when it was really the secretary's fault) and forces her to apologize to the client.  When Lolita demands to have the hair back so she can sell it on Ebay, Elgin dismisses her request, leaving Lolita fuming.  Just another day at the Elgin Charles Salon in Beverly Hills.

Elgin's client was satisfied with Beyonce's used weave in her head.  She probably wants to become "Sasha Fierce"