Justin Bieber and Dad Bond Over Matching Jesus Tattoos

Saw this on dlisted and just had to post.  The Biebs and his Dad have matching tattoos that say Jesus in Hebrew (I didn't know until today that the Papa Bieber had one, too) and the cam pic they took after they did the deed has surfaced.  Kinda cool in a creepy inappropriate parent kind of way.  Allow me to digress for a minute, but I actually feel a little bad for Biebs because his Dad seems like a total deadbeat.  And, in my opinion, the biggest predictor of how kids will turn out and whether or not they will be able to weather the storm of adulthood is what their parents are like.  I truly believe that.  Too serious?

"That's awesome, Dad!  Now you look like a sixteen-year-old boy, just like me!"

The Hangover 2 Trailer Gets Pulled From Theaters

Apparently, the powers that be at Warner Bros. are not happy with the recently released trailer for comedy The Hangover 2, which features the old gang heading over to Thailand for a wedding.  Hilarity ensues.  And by hilarity I mean one of the guys ends up with a Mike Tyson-esque facial tattoo and a pet monkey simulates sex acts on a Thai monk.  Warner Bros. won't say what exactly was so egregious about the trailer, but the suspicion is that it has something to do with the aforementioned monkey...  What the hell?  Monkeys need love too.  I'm just sayin'.

Don't Mess With The Mexican Vampire Mother

Maria Hose Cristerna, the Vampire Mother, at a tattoo conference in Monterrey, CA yesterday.

Just when you thought you had seen everything, something comes around that makes you drop your coffee and head over to Orbitz to buy a one way ticket to a planet far, far away from Earth.  Maria Hose Cristerna is a tattoo artist in Mexico and a mother of four.  She calls herself the "Vampire Mother" according to the Daily Mail.  I think you can see why based on these photos from a tattoo conference yesterday.  Move over Akasha Queen of the Vampires.  The Vampire Mother is giving you a run for your money.  I don't know, I'm torn.  I am always in favor of "doing you" and being yourself and not letting anyone tell you how to live, but this is a bit much.  Ms. Cristerna has titanium horn implants against her skull and actually would like to get more in the back.  Clearly, she also has dental fang implants and a body covered in tattoos.  Honestly, I am guessing this woman's kids "ain't afraid of sh%t" with a Mama like that walking around the house.